Funny boy

Ryan: "I turned off Jack's sound machine! Yay Ryan!"
Me: "You went in Jack's room? Did you wake him up?" (I may or may not have escalated in pitch the further along I got in my questions.)
Ryan: "Ummm, no?"

I went in to Jack's room where the sound machine was indeed off, the light was on and Jack was sitting in his crib blinking at the light. He started crying upon seeing me. Good morning, folks.

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Me: "Ryan, I want you to pick up all the play food and put it away please."
Ryan: "Ryan's face sad."
Me: "Why is Ryan's face sad, buddy?"
Ryan: "Because my face sad and I can't smile and no clean up toys."
Me: "Ryan, you don't tell Mommy 'no'."
Ryan: "No thanks, Mommy."