Hilarious.

As Ryan climbed the stairs Anna-Kate said, "Oh Ryan. You soooo in trouble boy!"

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AK: "Mommy, what 'pretend' mean?"
Me: "When something isn't real. Like, when we pretend to be princesses. We aren't really princesses, we are just pretending, right?"
AK: "Well I really a mermaid princess. You just pretending."
Me: "Well, actually, you have legs, so you are a girl, not a mermaid."
AK: "Well, probably I pretend to be mermaid, but I really am princess. I not pretending that mommy."